are you still at the devil's house?
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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