she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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