Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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