she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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