don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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