I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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