I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
How does one acquire holy water?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
So. Much. Porn.
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