So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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