so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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