hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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