Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
handjob tips. give me some.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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