Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Randomize
