Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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