So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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