are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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