dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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