problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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