that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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