You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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