Don't you send me to vm
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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