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(845): View more from New York

At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.

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(630): View more from Illinois

i have a girlfriend

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if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?

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no

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(913): View more from Kansas

Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding

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(515): View more from Iowa

the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point

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(480): View more from Arizona

We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."

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(214): View more from Texas

You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"

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(256): View more from Alabama

I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.

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(406): View more from Montana

Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.

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