I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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