I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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