ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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