I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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