If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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