He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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