i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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