did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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