How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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