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(908): View more from New Jersey

My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life

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(708): View more from Illinois

Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.

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(815): View more from Illinois

there was naked duck duck goose

(703): View more from Virginia

how does that even get suggested?!

(815): View more from Illinois

after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal

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(408): View more from California

dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out

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(479): View more from Arkansas

We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair

(501): View more from Arkansas

Strong work

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(971): View more from Oregon

Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account

(971): View more from Oregon

It could happen to you too!

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(817): View more from Texas

Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.

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