there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
