i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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