I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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