I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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