She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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