i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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