I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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