you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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