Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
