go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Your cock deserves a montage
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
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