I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i came on her dog
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Randomize