evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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