That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
So I just went to clothing optional bar
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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