we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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