There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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