Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Randomize
