weddingsv make me drug and hornr
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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