he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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