i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
cat food counts as protein by the way
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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