I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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