OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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