If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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