found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
he fucked my hip out of place.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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