Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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